Welcome to

Olympus U

Olympus University was founded a long time ago and no one can remember when that was. Though our fine institution may cost you a fortune, the education you will receive will be subpar to say the least.

Co-Ed Dorms

We believe in not really caring what kids do because we’re lazy, so whatever happens at the co-ed dorms stays at the co-ed dorms.

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Faculty & Staff

Pretty much none of our staff are qualified to teach. We ask that you are patient with them as some do not even have a middle school degree. Though their academics may be lacking, their apathy is unrivaled. We pride ourselves knowing our professors could care less about our students!

 
 

Visit Mediocre Olympus!

  • Olympus University

  • Olympus Elementary

  • Three Bean Cafe

  • The Arboretum

  • Atlas World Famous Pizza

  • Achilles Daycare

  • Psi Phi Chi Frat House