Sophocles Hall
Have you ever wanted to get a performing arts degree and do nothing with it? Well, now we offer them for you. Doing nothing with it will cost extra.
Degrees Offered
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You too can drive yourself mad pretending to be a crazy person. Or you can drive yourself mad by going to this school. Your choice.
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This class will in no way prepare you for Hollywood. You’ll just get judged a lot by your teacher.
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In theory, this degree would be good. But you’re attending Olympus U so…
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Please note that this class would differ from Liberal Organ class if we were to offer it. This course is highly unpopular and we have only had one student (Pastor Morzozos) take it, and he’s a loser.
Barry Tone
“Be the change that you wish to see in this school. Because it sucks.”
Toby O. R. Nottobea
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. And I wouldn’t know I’m stuck in this class.”
Mr. Orpheus
If it were the 1960s, Mr. Orpheus would be a hippie tripping on LSD since he’s a hippie who’s always tripping on LSD. Orpheus is the music and theatre teacher at OU, but he has no clue what he teaches since he’s high all the time.
When he was younger he was in a band with his wife, famous dancer Eurydice. Their top single was, “Come and Bite Me You Poisonous Snake”. Ironically enough, Eurydice was bitten by a poisonous snake and died. Fortunately, Orpheus was too high to remember it. Or that he was married at all.
Mr. Orpheus spends his time getting high, buying drugs from local drug dealer Shady Tom, getting high, writing music, getting high, and getting high.