archemides Hall
If you love science, this is the place for you. Even if you don’t love it, you’ll probably still have to take classes here. It’s required.
Degrees Offered
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You too can be one of the world’s top conspiracy theorists.
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It may not be very important, but’s better than an art history degree.
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Yes, you DO need a masters degree to be rude to patients.
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The study behind the meaning of the words in the study of insects.
Myah Kraskope
“I didn’t choose science. My dad made me take it.”
Pete Readish
“The road to nowhere starts with an ou science degree.”
Mr. Daidalos
Mr. Daidalos leads a sad life. He lives with nobody. He used to, but he got divorced. In fact, his ex-wife has a restraining order against him. He has a son named Icarus who is attending aviation school. Icarus only hangs out with him when he wants money.
When he’s not hanging out with nobody, he works as the science teacher. Like the rest of our faculty, he is not qualified and is terrible at his job.