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Co-ed Statistics

If you are worried about your child living in a co-ed dorm, calm your nerves with this data we compiled to put you at ease. Nothing will go wrong…?

Graph based on monthly data

Yesterday, today, and tomorrow all combined in one stew

$5/oz

Made from the leftover Executive Slop

$20/oz

Real high class stuff. Made from leftovers from fancy restaurants

$40/oz

So fancy it's not even there

$50/imaginary oz

The mandatory room for freshman. It’s terrible and we want them to suffer because it’s funny.
$1,000 per semester

A basic room but not terrible. You will survive in here. It may not be great, but suck it up.
*If your name is Joe then you have to stay in this room no matter what. It amuses us.
$2,500 per semester

This is a nice room. Rich kids live here. If you’re not rich, it’s fun to egg their rooms. If you are rich, ignore that last sentence.
*These are the only rooms that are heated and cooled. Or that have electricity…
$5,000 per semester