Homer Hall
English and History really aren’t the same, but because of budget cuts, we stuck them in the same building.
Degrees Offered
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Unless you’re going to be a teacher or scholar, what good is this degree?
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If you needed a degree to write without words, we would’ve offered it.
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There are only two kinds of people obsessed with this guy: lonely English teachers and their students trying to suck up to them.
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You can’t repeat history if there’s nothing to repeat.
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Congratulations. You will spend 4 years learning about a town that may or may not even exist.
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In case you wanted the world’s most useless degree, we have now provided it for you.
Brooke Case
“Life is what happens when you’re stuck in these classes wasting time.”
Paige Turner
“The future belongs to those who are not in this class.”
Ms. Helen Troy
Ms. Helen Troy is not smart whatsoever. She really shouldn’t be teaching any of these classes. Like, seriously. It’s probably illegal. But we’re really short-staffed so she’s going to be good enough.
Helen enjoys spending time with her boyfriend, Mr. Menelaus, who is the Psychology teacher. Hmm. That doesn’t really sound that legal either…